Rory and I went to see No Country for Old Men last night. It was fucking terrible. Although I should have realized that anything from the wonderful people who brought us Fargo, and O Brother would not amount to much. The opening was pretty good, with some crazy dude killing people with the pneumtic gun that they use to kill cattle, and a down-on-his-luck hunter finding $2 million at the scene of a drug deal gone sour, but then it pretty much ended. There was one good gun battle, a few good action sequences, and for every good scene, there were two scenes of Tommy Lee Jones blathering on and on about a dream he had where he was walking throught he mountains or some shit like that. The main character was killed off screen, and they show his body at a weird angle, which leads you to believe that maybe he's not dead, so for the next twenty minutes you're waiting for him to maybe pop out of a closet and shoot the bad guy, but no appreantly he really did die and you just don't know. And lastly, I'm pretty sure that if you took out the main character's wife and her family, Woody Harrelson, lots of unnamed Mexicans, Tommy Lee Jones, and pretty much everyone else in the movie except for the main two people, you actually wouldn't change the story all that much. Honestly the only way I could make sense of the movie was to pretend that the killer didn't really exist, but actually he was Tommy Lee Jones's evil split personality. That is the ONLY way this movie makes ANY lick of sense. Also, Tommy Lee Jones's lines were written to make him sound like a southern cowboy and he says the dumbest stuff like "I'm fixin to quit this room" to which Rory replied "I'm fixin to quit this movie" (after I explained what I though 'quit the room' meant.
Today I went to Westchester to visit Gram and Gramps and see relatives that I haven't seen in a long long time. Gram's brother Ed came up from Kentucky for the weekend. With him came his wife Rosemary, their oldest two kids, Tommy and Susan, Tommy's daughter Krista, and Krista's baby, Reagan. I think the last time I saw any of them was at Ed and Rosemary's son Mike's wedding in 1993. Uncle Paul and Aunt Mary were there too. I've seen Uncle Paul like eight times in my life even though he lives in Riverside. Uncle Paul's daughter Summer was there. She's my mom's cousin, but she's the same age as my oldest cousin Joey. I havent seen her since we were kids either. She's on husband number two and baby number one, whom I both met today. Aunt Susan and Bobby were there. I know them! Susan is mom's cousin. Bobby is probably the second cousin to whom I'm closest. He and I go golfing every now and again. Susan's step son Michael was there. I haven't seen him since we were in High School, and that time I think I might have seen him at McDonalds. Try explaining to your friends that the kid two tables over, who lives in the same town as you, might be your cousin but you're not sure, because you havent seen him in five years. I felt like an idiot when I had to ask him who he was. But at least I said his name before he did when he said he was Bobby's stepbrother. Michael was there with his wife and their FOUR KIDS(all girls). I couldn't imagine being 24 and having four kids. Uncle Jimmy just looked at him and said "give it up! you're never goingto have a boy. it's NOT in the cards!" Uncle Sam said "I'd be locked in the garage with the car running if that was me" Michael's been to Iraq twice with the 101st Airborne, and is now doing his last four years with the National Guard.
I went back and forth between bowling and ferrying people to Gram and Gramps. The plan was to meet somewhere close, so people could go visit in groups and I think it worked out really well. Although apparently Aunt Anne didn't like it so she refused to come. But hey I think the world would explode if my grandma and her siblings were ever actually in the same room with one another, so it's probably best this way? I did pretty good at the bowling. My first game was a 148, beating Michael by one pin. It was at this point that Aunt Susan informed me that the high winner would be awarded a trophy, and put in charge of planning the next event to pass the trophy. I thought that was a really good way to do it. My second game I had to bowl for both me and Uncle Sam. poor Bobby had to bowl for himself, Krista, and eventually his mom too. I bowled better for Uncle Sam than I did for myself. Summer tied my high score in game two, but since my other game beat her other game, that was determined to be the tie breaker. So I'm in charge of planning the nextfamily bowling tournament. Watching the four little girls run around was pretty funny. The youngertwo, (3 and 2) were absolutely crazy. The 3 year old would constantly run over to the tables where other kids were having birthday parties and start trying to take the presents, then run up and down the lane, then run and grab onto Krista as some sort of safe point, while Cassy or Michael or Susan, whoever wasn't occupied with the 2 year old would chase after them. It seemed like while they weren't exactly the most well behaved kids, they were a happy family. Like the parents didn't get angry and yell. I thought that was pretty impressive in itself for two 24 year olds with four kids.
after that we went over to Gram and Gramps' for a while. We talked about the different methods Eric and I have for clothes shopping. Eric really wanted to go to Nordstroms with his mom and Dan while he's home for the holiday to look for good deals. Eric is the spoiled one. AUntie Karen had been calling him all day trying to figure out what the evening's shopping plan was, Dan took off work early to go with them, and no one could get ahold of him until he called Auntie Karen saying "I'm home, why aren't you here, we need to leave right now" I laughed and said that I'd once made it to Kohls and back in 20 minutes with 2 new pairs of pants. Uncle Sam said that if it didn't come at Menards or Home Depot, he didn't buy it.
I fetched pizza for mom and Gram and Gramps and then went to hang out with Der David. We made a brief appearance at Heidi and Natalie's new apartment. The four of us studied abroad together. And Natalie is a german teacher, so I figured it would be good to remind her that I'm getting my M.Ed. and will be teachign German next year. FIND ME A JOB! I didn't quite know what to expect, I assumed some sort of social gathering, but other than like five friends of the girls, David and I were the only ones there under 50. I did laugh a lot when heidi's mom or aunt or something said "the senior bus is leaving" David and I sat in the kitchen talking the entire time and then we headed out.
Tomorrow I might be going up to Gram H's to put up xmas decorations but I dont know yet.

