excellent start to another sub year
So I show up to this middle school in Glen Ellyn. I ring the buzzer but no one lets me in, so I walk over to the teacher who has door duty, announce myself and ask to be let in. He tells me to go to the office, but no one’s there so I stand there for at least fifteen minutes. I was told to be there at 7:45, I was there at 7:45, the school day starts at 8:06 and it’s now 8:00. people are coming and going, some of them seem to know what they’re doing. finally one lady comes over and starts to tell me what’s going on. Now apparently all this while, she knew that I had my first two periods off, so that’s why there’s no rush, but I’m kind of wondering, hey I want time to look over the plans, make sure I got everything. We finally get to my room. I’m an 8th grade math teacher, subbing for someone who is out getting trained to use her SmartBoard. Also, it’s a half day, so my periods are only 20 minutes long.
Ten minutes later the secretary comes back. Would it be possible for me to come sit with the in-school suspension kids for my two plan periods? I have no problem, I got nothing better to do so I go along. She takes me to this conference room where a lone black kid is doing math problems. I say hey, and plop down and start doodling Marvin the Martian. Then I hear a crinkle sound, like from a bag of chips. I look up and the kid looks up. Ok, there’s two of us. We’re in a room that’s not much bigger than a closet and we’re sitting about five feet away from each other. WHERE COULD THE NOISE BE COMING FROM???? A few minutes later, another crinkle. I look up, the kid looks up. I look down and out of the corner of my eye I see his hand fly up to his mouth. A few minutes later, another crinkle. I look over at my sheet telling me what the rules and regulations are for in-school suspension. It doesn’t mention food, and the kid is more or less doing his work so I decide not to give him a hard time. A few minutes later, another crinkle. I look over. The kid has his hood over his face trying to hide his mouth. He’s managed to hide his eyes, not his mouth. A few minutes later, another crinkle. This time I see out of the corner of my eye that he’s trying to shake a lost chip out of his sleeve, still thinking that he’s being discreet about all of this. This poor kid gets an F in deceit. I debate telling him to go get a napkin and eat like a normal person, decide he’s actually punishing himself (not to mention embarrassing himself) more than I ever could and so I refrain from saying anything, and hold my laughter until I leave. Well we know this delinquent won’t be graduating to a life of crime any time soon!
Now it’s time for math. Third period was fine. We corrected their homework and then they did their homework for tomorrow. Fourth period took a quiz. Fifth period was a little less on-task. But they got the work done. The three kids who were working I let go at the bell, the rest of them I made clean up the mess they made. Seventh period there was an aide in the room, so the kids got to work a little better. Also, I was a little more forceful in suggesting that they do their homework and extra credit than I had been in fifth. Eighth took a quiz. Ninth period was a zoo. The kids knew they were getting out at 11:30, we corrected the homework in record time and now they decided it was time to party. One kid spent the entire period ripping up paper and was walking towards the fan with the intent of ‘making it snow’ when he realized I was watching him. I shook my head and pointed at the trash can. Another girl was shooting twists of paper with a rubber band at every single person she could hit. When she noticed that I was watching, she immediately went into this loud “oh I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’ll stop speech” AS SHE’S LOADING UP TO SHOOT SOMEONE ELSE. These kids are morons. Finally the bell rings and they all get up to leave and I tell them that no one is leaving until the floor is immaculate. Which resulted in 29 of them standing by the door, asking “is it good enough yet” over and over while one kid does most of the cleaning. I hope they missed their busses. :-D
Then Micki and I went to visit Gram and Gramps for lunch. We ate grandma food, did crossword puzzles, a sudoku, and sat around outside while grandma made things. I want to be able to be handy like them. Gramps wired his garage from his house and then the shed from the garage. The two of them make all kinds of crafty things (which I try to collect).
Then I tootored. My little third grade buddy at 5:15. he’s doing pretty well. We worked on place value up to the ten thousands today. I can definitely see improvement which is good. Then at 6:30, I was with the jr high girl, who told me she got straight A’s for the first time this fall! It’s like I’m being useful!
Helen arrived while I was out, and went for a run. When I got home we made pasta and watched Sister Act, then went to Oberweis for some ice cream!
Today (Saturday) we got up early (by Matt’s standards) and went to watch Micki’s XC meet. She took 11th in the JV race. Not too bad, there were hundreds of girls out there, but I couldn’t tell if she was satisfied or not. There were schools from as far away as Mahomet there, so it was a pretty big meet.
After her race, Helen and I headed up north to Six Flags. Joe had 4 free tickets from Deloitte Day, so we got in for free and there were hardly any people at the park. I don’t think I could go there anymore on a regular day. We took it easy and just wandered slowly from ride to ride. I was about to list each coaster we went on in order and frequency, but I wont bore you with the details. We did do the Déjà Vu, which I’ve never been on, because it’s ALWAYS closed when I’ve been there. luckily Joe’s work also gave each of us $20 in Great American dollars, so we didn’t have to pay for food either. Which is good because a small ice cream was six freaking dollars. I had a footlong corndog for lunch which hit the spot and then it was back to more coasters. We did a water ride and got soaked. But one trip on batman completely dried me off. I called James to see if he was there, and we bumped into him, Emily, Matt S. and his girlfriend a few times here and there. so that was cool. Helen won a Wendy from Bob the Builder stuffed doll and Joe won a Marvin the Martian. I failed to win the giant karate spongebob, but did manage to earn a consolation monkey. (we don’t tell him he’s a consolation monkey because we don’t want to hurt his feelings) Then we ended the day by going on Raging Bull, as it is Joe’s favorite. When we were done, there were no people in most of the lines so we moved from the front car to a middle car and rode it two more times without even bothering to get back in line. My favorite is still the Viper. I don’t know, everyone else seems to love Raging Bull. I mean I appreciate the speed, but that’s all it really has in my mind. I need to go upside down. J after that, Helen and I went out for thai food in downtown naperthrill for dinner.
Sunday we headed down to Tinley Park to play with Helen’s baby niece. Lil Kathryn is almost 14 months now. She kind of walks while holding on to people’s fingers, and sometimes she just walks on all fours, not crawling, but walking on all fours. She has some speed to her. We picked up some toppings from target and made a gluten free pizza for dinner and some ice cream. Hersheys has special dark syrup!!!!! In case you were wondering.
Now I should get back to work on homework, or better yet, go to bed. But we all know I’m going to go back to preparing pictures for the internet…
Scribbled by Matt
at 1:22 AM CDT